The one with Mel Gibson and the Ultimate Excuse

Ok, I am sorry if I am being repetitive on this excuse thing but come on. Mel Gibson spews anti-Semitic racist crap and he has the audacity to say and I quote " when you're loaded, you know, the balance of how you see things — it comes out the wrong way."

Oh really??? Look, in vino veritas, you anti-Semitic bastard. If you are anti-Semitic when you are drunk, turns out you are likely to be the same when you are sober. The only thing alcohol does is remove your inhibitions. Seems that the real you is a boozing anti-Semitic Hollywoodd type.

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The one with Mark Foley and the Ultimate excuse

So let me get this straight. This purv gets caught with his pants down, wanking off to IMs from young kids and suddenly, he's an alcoholic, gay, and sexually abused. My first reaction is : so?

What the hell do either of those things have to do with anything? If you are alchoholic gay sexual abuse victim, this somehow justifies being a sexual predator. Why is this guy not in jail or at least arrested? Is anybody wondering why nobody is asking that question?

This guy should linger in hell for what he is. Yes, what he is! A sick monster who given the opportunity would molest a kid. So why is he in a cushy recovery clinic?

If this is supposed to be a joke, I am not getting it.

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