Celebrity adoptions gone crazy? OK, I am going to thread carefully here. I don't want to sound racist because I am not. I commend any person who wants to adopt a child anywhere in the world. I just want to focus my attention that Madonna is following a suit of celebrity figures that have talked about or have adopted children in Africa. Now, while adopting a kid in Africa is commendable, I have a problem with it if this is just a freaking fad. These kids are not fashion accessories.
Taking them away from Africa to tote them around Beverly Hills like new handbags is just wrong.
Do you imagine the kid growing up like that? I do and it doesn't look pretty.
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Monday, October 16, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
The one where I find Perspective In Life
From now on, whenever I bitch about life, I'll look at this crazy video about a dog with issues. Then I say to myself, my life is not so bad after all!
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The one with Mel Gibson and the Ultimate Excuse
Ok, I am sorry if I am being repetitive on this excuse thing but come on. Mel Gibson spews anti-Semitic racist crap and he has the audacity to say and I quote " when you're loaded, you know, the balance of how you see things — it comes out the wrong way."
Oh really??? Look, in vino veritas, you anti-Semitic bastard. If you are anti-Semitic when you are drunk, turns out you are likely to be the same when you are sober. The only thing alcohol does is remove your inhibitions. Seems that the real you is a boozing anti-Semitic Hollywoodd type.
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Oh really??? Look, in vino veritas, you anti-Semitic bastard. If you are anti-Semitic when you are drunk, turns out you are likely to be the same when you are sober. The only thing alcohol does is remove your inhibitions. Seems that the real you is a boozing anti-Semitic Hollywoodd type.
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The one with Mark Foley and the Ultimate excuse
So let me get this straight. This purv gets caught with his pants down, wanking off to IMs from young kids and suddenly, he's an alcoholic, gay, and sexually abused. My first reaction is : so?
What the hell do either of those things have to do with anything? If you are alchoholic gay sexual abuse victim, this somehow justifies being a sexual predator. Why is this guy not in jail or at least arrested? Is anybody wondering why nobody is asking that question?
This guy should linger in hell for what he is. Yes, what he is! A sick monster who given the opportunity would molest a kid. So why is he in a cushy recovery clinic?
If this is supposed to be a joke, I am not getting it.
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What the hell do either of those things have to do with anything? If you are alchoholic gay sexual abuse victim, this somehow justifies being a sexual predator. Why is this guy not in jail or at least arrested? Is anybody wondering why nobody is asking that question?
This guy should linger in hell for what he is. Yes, what he is! A sick monster who given the opportunity would molest a kid. So why is he in a cushy recovery clinic?
If this is supposed to be a joke, I am not getting it.
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Well, I do.
Stuff happens to me and to my friends and everytime I expect somebody in the background to laugh their butt off. So let us begin our journey into the abyss of our sitcom...uhh...I mean life.
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